Moby Dicked

Hitting the high seas with Captain Dick is one of Blair Williams favorite pastimes. This time, shes bringing her besties, Vienna, and Zoey, along. Theyre so excited when they see his big boat anchored at the dock. They all hop on, and the obvious boat references quickly start to fly. Boats and hoes, Im on a boat… we get it girls, you have access to YouTube. But as soon as they get out into open waters, all land laws are out the window. They take their tops off and start making out with each other with the coast barely in view. Then they hit the poopdeck and let Captain Dick sink them with his pink torpedo. These girls arent afraid of getting wet, but they end up sucking Captain Dick dry. Jack Sparrow never got this kind of play.